PhD

Have you ever wondered what “PhD” actually stands for? Besides the far too obvious definitions, i trying asked Uncle Google some other convenient possibilities:

  • Pizza Hut Delivery
  • Permanent Head Damage (me, me suka ni)
  • Piled Higher and Deeper
  • Pure Hard Dance
  • Professorship? hah! Dream on!
  • Please hire. Desperate.
  • Physiologically Deficient
  • Pour him (or her) a Drink
  • Philosophically Disturbed
  • Probably headed for Divorce
  • Pathetically hopeless Dweeb
  • Probably heavily in Debt
  • Parents have Doubts
  • Professors had Doubts
  • Pheromone Deprived
  • Probably hard to Describe
  • Patiently headed Downhill…
  • Permanent head Damage
  • Pulsating heaving Disaster?
  • Pretty homely Dork
  • Potential heavy Drinker
  • Professional hamburger Dispenser… “Would you like fries with that?”
  • Professional hair Dresser
  • Piano hauling Done
  • Pizza Hut Driver
  • Pretty heavily Depressed
  • Prozac handouts Desired
  • Pretty heavy Diploma
  • Pathetic homeless Dreamer
  • Protect Horney Dogs

hahhaa nice rite?

Sebenarnya, permenant head damage ini paling sesuai sekali. Why? Kita akan merosakkan kepala kita untuk segulung lagi sijil dan gelaran ‘dr’. hehehehe. sanggupkah anda?

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