{"id":1434,"date":"2009-04-28T20:15:32","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T12:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rembun.wordpress.com\/?p=251"},"modified":"2009-04-28T20:15:32","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T12:15:32","slug":"phd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/elita.my\/?p=1434","title":{"rendered":"PhD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wondered what &#8220;PhD&#8221; actually stands for? Besides the far too obvious definitions, i trying asked Uncle Google some other convenient possibilities:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pizza Hut Delivery<\/li>\n<li>Permanent Head Damage (me, me suka ni)<\/li>\n<li>Piled Higher and Deeper<\/li>\n<li>Pure Hard Dance<\/li>\n<li>Professorship? hah! Dream on!<\/li>\n<li> Please hire. Desperate.<\/li>\n<li> Physiologically Deficient<\/li>\n<li> Pour him (or her) a Drink<\/li>\n<li> Philosophically Disturbed<\/li>\n<li> Probably headed for Divorce<\/li>\n<li> Pathetically hopeless Dweeb<\/li>\n<li> Probably heavily in Debt<\/li>\n<li> Parents have Doubts<\/li>\n<li> Professors had Doubts<\/li>\n<li> Pheromone Deprived<\/li>\n<li> Probably hard to Describe<\/li>\n<li> Patiently headed Downhill&#8230;<\/li>\n<li> Permanent head Damage<\/li>\n<li> Pulsating heaving Disaster?<\/li>\n<li> Pretty homely Dork<\/li>\n<li> Potential heavy Drinker<\/li>\n<li> Professional hamburger Dispenser&#8230; &#8220;Would you like fries with that?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li> Professional hair Dresser<\/li>\n<li> Piano hauling Done<\/li>\n<li> Pizza Hut Driver<\/li>\n<li> Pretty heavily Depressed<\/li>\n<li> Prozac handouts Desired<\/li>\n<li> Pretty heavy Diploma<\/li>\n<li> Pathetic homeless Dreamer<\/li>\n<li> Protect Horney Dogs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>hahhaa nice rite?<\/p>\n<p>Sebenarnya, permenant head damage ini paling sesuai sekali. Why? Kita akan merosakkan kepala kita untuk segulung lagi sijil dan gelaran &#8216;dr&#8217;. hehehehe. sanggupkah anda?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wondered what &#8220;PhD&#8221; actually stands for? Besides the far too obvious definitions, i trying asked Uncle Google some other convenient possibilities: Pizza Hut Delivery Permanent Head Damage (me, me suka ni) Piled Higher and Deeper Pure Hard <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/elita.my\/?p=1434\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  PhD<\/span><span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coretan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/elita.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}